Joke Of The Week! (Read This)

Joke Of The Week! (Read This)

This is funny!

I need to share this with you.

An armed robbery took place in Zimbabwe.

During the bank robbery, the robber shouted to everyone:

    “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

Everyone lay down quietly in the bank.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept”.

Changing conventional thinking.

There was a time when a lady laid provocatively on the table.

The robber shouted at her:

     “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional”.

Do only what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home…

The younger robber (University-trained) told the older robber (only completed primary 6)…

    “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older robber rebutted and said:

     “You are very stupid. The amount of money is so huge, it will take us a long time to count.”

    “On the TV news tonight we will learn how much we robbed.”

This is called “Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left…

The bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.

But the supervisor said to him:

     “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called “Swim with the tide.”

Taking advantage of an unfavorable situation!

The supervisor says: 

    “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”

This is called “Killing Boredom.”

Having happiness is more important than having a good job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. 

The robbers counted and counted and counted…

But they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained:

      “We risked our lives and only took $20 million”

      “The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers”

      “It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!


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Jaz Lai

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